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QUOTE OF THE DAY: - "You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals." - Paul McCartney


TAGS: adolf hitler nazi germany third reich
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Megrez

EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:50 am
None of which keeps McCartney from being a douche.
Cealdi - May 24, 2011, 12:43 am
Y'all are both wrong. He had his dog put down before he killed himself to save her from being tortured by the Russians... and he didn't hate cats; he was a total animal lover (not so much a people lover though apparently)... I love the poster!
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:53 pm
Turns out he was wrong.
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:52 pm
I hate to run around correcting people, but your wrong. While Hitler Hated cats he did not intentionally kill his dog. He was given cyanide capsules and stated because his doctor had left the country, that they were fake. To prove it he fed one to his dog
Cloudchaser - January 15, 2010, 12:51 am
A quote that's not applicable to Hitler because he hated cats and later had his dog and her puppies poisoned.


UNFAPABLE -




IN MOTHER RUSSIA - Alcohol Habit Supports You


TAGS: more wodka anyone
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

salearling - July 25, 2014, 5:14 pm
That is friggan awsome.


I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by EternalEye622

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.


GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: damn cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, pedophiles piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm
Genius.


FUNNY THAT - Considering that +50% of "American" companies are actually owned by Germans


TAGS: america germany company owned
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by RnR

Nagori - August 11, 2010, 6:37 am
As of May 2010, China really does own 21.9% of the U.S. debt, with Japan at 19.8% -- according to the U.S. Treasury itself...... oops, America.
DotDotDot - February 1, 2009, 5:38 am
But only 17% of them are willing to admit it.
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 6:44 pm
46% of people know that.
SeanieG123 - October 14, 2008, 2:20 am
did you know that 72% of all statistics are made up on the spot?


SO, LONE STAR, - Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.


TAGS: take that any episode of star wars
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

ipaprime - February 23, 2012, 2:32 am
Shut Up and chew your gum
CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 8:00 pm
Why didn't anybody tell me my ass was so big?!?
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:31 pm
Did you call me Matt?
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 4:56 pm
Only one man would dare give me the raspberry.
R.S.Jake - March 10, 2010, 12:05 pm
I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted.
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 1:14 am
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
Anonymous2 - March 9, 2010, 11:47 pm
Now say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean the ones in the Winnebago.


last wish -


TAGS: anything your heart desires
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2015, 10:17 am
Awesome!
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 8:26 am
Thanks sir UG and Mizz
ughomer - February 7, 2015, 12:46 pm
Superb!
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:54 am
Sick and twisted!! Luv it! My stomach goes in the teacups, heart in the tiki room, legs on top of the mattahorn, foot in the door, head up tinkerbell's asterisk! 5 laughing Lions!
GaryO - February 5, 2015, 7:14 pm
Thanx guys
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 4:53 am
Nicely done GaryO, Defiantly a 5er, the comments VERY FUNNY are also a 5er
spacedog - February 4, 2015, 6:46 pm
Nicely done. It would take a bigger man than I though, it's a small world after all.
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 6:18 pm
Thank ya, ladies. Now about that offer. Just a corner of the porch…and a bowl…big bowl. Dry or wet? Does yer back yard need fertilizing? Do you have a high tolerance for self licking?
lgvernon - February 4, 2015, 1:52 pm

I LOLOLOLOLOLOLed and read this aloud. My husbing says you'd fit right in around here. No, you may not have the spare room. 5LLLLLs
MissPriss - February 4, 2015, 12:14 am
Make sure your remains are immunized for measles 1st...5L Mr. Gary!


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Cam

alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 assistants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


THE PERFECT EVENING - Always achievable with Chloroform


TAGS: chloroform the way to any woman s heart
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 3:23 am
And, of course, money will always do the trick...if you don't mind being a john.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:20 am
Tact and charm will do wonders, too.


ACME -


TAGS: acme real weapons company
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Ism

falloutghoul - April 4, 2013, 7:52 am
Meep! Meep! *Raspberry* *Speeds Away*


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: mind heart smart anyway
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

NumberXIII - September 27, 2011, 1:53 am
You could easily replace the word "heart" with... some other part of your anatomy


THOU SHALT INVADE YOUR NEIGHBOUR -


TAGS: france germany ww2 eiffel tower
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by pointer

fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:28 am
Towers are just a way for each country to outdo each other in erecting a national pseudo-penis.
Derek - January 16, 2011, 8:48 pm
Steel helping Paris earn the most tourist currency of any city in the World OR more expensive scrap to be sunk by the Brits 3-July-1940?
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 2:50 pm
I'll go make the coffee but I warn you, what we call coffee is very different in arabic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:02 pm
If anyone veer telly you that it's fun to drink Jager and tequila on the same night....kill them!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:01 pm
That's very insightful for a 15 year old Hammy....now go make me coffee.....This hangover won't cure itself.
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 12:18 pm
Pro-Tip Germans are considered heroes in arab lands for what they did to the Jews, Arabs don't know that they were to be next.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:57 am
The only thing worse than a bully is the little bitch who hands over his lunch money without even putting up a fight......But the Bully still sucks hard and will burn in hell (does that clear it up for you Fuhrseti?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:31 am
It's because they're cheese eating surrender monkeys...
forseti - January 16, 2011, 6:11 am
So funny... A few people don't like Germany because of the history and all the Nazi crime, but everybody hates France - just because... For whatever reason.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:35 am
LMAO! And that was too good to be a motifake, you comment whore?
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:33 am
And too bad the French in WWII lacked the modern technology represented by the t-shirt gun. In war time it could easily be modified to fire ... white flags. They coulda surrendered at a distance of hundreds of yards at a time, with the right tail wind.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:32 am
Oui. Or Wi... or WWII. Macht nichts.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:30 am
Sorry. But they do paint them white, no? I mean, non?
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am
French cruise ships, unlike their battleships aren't armed with white flags. Learn your history, Sean.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:23 am
Don't you mean cruise ship? It could carry more fleeing French people than a battleship would.
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 11:25 pm
White flags are easier to see atop a tower.
Claire - January 15, 2011, 10:33 pm
Zing.
AdmiralAckbar - January 15, 2011, 10:26 pm
thanks for pointing that out
pointer - January 15, 2011, 7:47 am
nope I meant battleship, the tower was built in 1889 (there was no concept of a tank) and a nations strength was measured by its naval strength.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:41 am
Yep. That's a Tank
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:07 am
Or am I thinking of Plato?
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am
Like Aristotle.
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am
Sadly, no. And do you think he has ever even heard of the Maginot Line? Or the Schleifen Plan? (forgive the spelling -- I don't google when I'm drunk. Too Belgian.)
Anonymous2 - January 14, 2011, 11:19 pm
You mean tanks instead of battleships, right? It is a LAND border between France and Germany.


OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.


TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am
Thats a ripper.


LAMENT -


TAGS: whining will not solve anything
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 9, 2013, 8:47 am
Yeah... Gigantic... because I am minute...
Reality Lord - February 9, 2013, 6:48 am

huge


LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”




MERCEDES - Building cars you are drooling over. In Germany it is just a taxi.


TAGS: taxi mercedes germany cab
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Gryphus

666 - April 29, 2009, 4:55 am
In aust u can get a Merc & a 300C as a taxi as well.. call em silver service


SUB-WOOFERS IN TRUNK - Knock your socks off bass


TAGS: febuany
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ughomer

MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 10:13 am
You seen Jared lately...looks like KFC is offering better 5L's and he's been snarfin' back more than his share...teehee
Rudedog - February 20, 2013, 1:05 am
Jared's ridin dirty
GaryO - February 19, 2013, 9:13 pm
n-i-c-e
MuddySoapfish - February 19, 2013, 9:35 am
haha Those things never are really 12" - the one on the left bearly looks 10 !
PapaFox - February 19, 2013, 7:19 am
:-D


RAPTURE -


TAGS: 2000 years any day now
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:36 pm
According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy!
bobbus - May 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
Even though I'm not a Christian, I won't waste my life to worship a guy we haven't seen a trace of in 2000 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 12:41 am
I'm also a christian, but the sad thing is this poster's true
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 23, 2011, 10:47 pm
Even though I'm a christian, 5L


INTRODUCING EUROPE -


TAGS: french italian swiss british german france italy switzerland great britain uk germany
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by forseti

CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
very old pic
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:09 pm
I think I've seen this before.
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 10:08 pm
I approved it, so you would go to bed and quit submitting it!! G'night Forseti... :) 4L
forseti - May 12, 2010, 10:00 pm
just to inform you: it was rejected before, but without giving reason. i waited about an hour for a pm, then uploaded it again. getting it approved implies that this was ok, right?!? good night, 4 am in europe!


DON'T MESS WITH MAMA -


TAGS: bears lions any mother
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

Chrysophase2003 - June 29, 2012, 1:33 pm
Who do you think she's defending the kids from?
steve1961 - June 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
@ Trixie Probably the one she's growling at. Humans aren't the only ones who devour their offspring. Oops...was that out loud?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2012, 8:09 am
3 lions. That's not my vote....just making an observation 5L.
Trixie - June 22, 2012, 7:25 am
I wonder who the Daddy is??...
Iconoclast - June 21, 2012, 8:14 pm
Excellent. Favorited.


GERMANY -




WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !


TAGS: woman guns not afraid anything
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the butt.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm
5L


EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by jesterer

GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am
Wow,


SHARP SHOOTER -


TAGS: twice as many bullets for twice as many targets
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:13 am
LMAO!!!


SPELLING -


TAGS: jager spelling nazi germany
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:53 am
HAHAHA! she prefers the CL 600
foresti - December 21, 2010, 6:11 am
A Benz? Ahh right, I forgot... They build trucks too. I'll think about that!
Donkasaurus - December 21, 2010, 4:16 am
Yeh she said she's tired of waking up and tasting gold, she also said it's high time you sell your necklace, get a haircut, and buy her a benz like a "real man" hahaha
foresti - December 20, 2010, 3:34 pm
i love your momma! perhaps she told you?!?
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:08 pm
Don't talk about my momma that way!
forseti - December 19, 2010, 2:13 pm
busted!
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:55 am
I know forseti :) let's just all pretend we have no knowledge of german grammar haha
forseti - December 18, 2010, 1:40 pm
it's called jÄger! jÄgermeister!! with an "ä"!!! :P
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:55 pm
ty 5150ML
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:35 pm
now this is a good one


PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.


TAGS: see any servicemember for expert implantation today to speak with allah
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers


LIGHTEN UP. - Francis.




WHY? -


TAGS: question everything isnt going to solve anything
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
*y
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am
Why? Do I already know this one


MOVING ON -




SOMETIMES -


TAGS: disappear anyone miss
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 10:57 am
Hey LA, I'd miss you :)
tellitlikeitis - October 12, 2011, 10:50 pm
LA... you're posters are great, but I must say, are so very sad.


JUSTIN BIEBER -


TAGS: they love him in germany
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by culos

prattman - February 23, 2015, 9:04 pm
So is David Hasselhoff.
TerrorAustralis - September 11, 2011, 12:16 am
its australia, 5L for subtle references to other posters


CONSIDERATION -




NEVER TRUST ANYONE - With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other ...


TAGS: never trust anyone bible gun
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:41 pm
Fact most crimes are committed by Liberals who live no where near the Bible Belt.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:55 pm
This includes anyone who lives in the South, the Midwest, New York, California and anyone in Vatican City. Good job.
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:18 pm
Well, my thinking is you should put down any book first. The way you have better control of the weapon and your aim will be much more accurate...
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2012, 8:22 am
The few Xians and gun owners who are nuts give the rest a bad name (is a believer, owns guns, does not impose his beliefs on others)


EPIPHANY - Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.




BOOTY CALL -


TAGS: flour anyone and let that be a lesson to ya
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 1:02 pm
what has been seen, can Not be unseen...
CANADA - April 29, 2010, 9:52 pm
poor bastard!


MOST SHOCKING - When statues attack


TAGS: some statues will do anything
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

forseti - September 15, 2010, 4:34 am
"you looked at my sisters bare boobs?!?"
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:42 pm
I'm just gonna take my stuffed K9 and go cry. (the sad thing is I actually own a remote control replica of K9...)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:41 pm
Really Claire. Those were the worst 2 episodes ever...and we're talking about a show that doesn't even try.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 8:49 pm
Don't blink.


PHILO BEDDOE - He Kicked Tank Murdock's Ass, I'm Pretty Sure He Can Kick Yours.




COCAINE - 3 Lines Max Except for the fourth And Fifth...What?...It's just a short one.


TAGS: anyone got a spoon
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

Zed - October 13, 2009, 10:43 pm
It's a talent.
Nik - October 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
Yes Zed...I know. But once again you're condescending manner shines on...I'm just sayin.
Zed - October 13, 2009, 10:20 pm
Didn't say that, just thought it was obvious enough it didn't need my grasp of the obvious applied. You know, "HEY, the sky is really BLUE on a nice sunny day..."
Nik - October 13, 2009, 8:55 pm
Just because nobody gets it doesn't mean it's not good. Probably just means they're idiots. With exception to Zed of course, who apparantly got it, but is just too GOOD to make a comment.
Zed - October 12, 2009, 10:40 am
I got it, I just thought it was too obvious to comment upon.
Zed - October 12, 2009, 10:40 am
What, Motifake is your drug of choice?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2009, 5:11 am
Thanks Aggy....But you didn't have to.....this is my worst poster ever.....no one got it.*sigh*
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 3:12 am
5L
Eugene - August 22, 2009, 1:21 am
Visa: making a coke head's life that much easier!
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
Sometimes it just doesn't work my friend...I have about 20 or so like it. But they always made sense to me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 12:35 pm
I was trying to make a subtle (perhaps too subtle)comparison between Motifakers and substance abusers. "3 lines max".....Maybe I should have waited until I wasn't so fucked up.


DANCER -


TAGS: you can dance anywhere even if only in your heart
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by rerun

Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:26 pm

absolutely stunning. fav'd of course...5 without question.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:29 pm
Ha!! a Texas pole dancer! me likes!!


PATRIOTISM - My country, right or wrong... blind patriotism gets you in trouble


TAGS: patriotism nazi goring america germany
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by RnR

Sean. - February 18, 2009, 4:27 pm
... or Thesis - Antithesis - Synthesis. That's dialectical materialism.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Cause - Reaction - Solution. It's worked for thousands of years.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 9:02 pm
True. I just got chills reading the quote and remembered the Owen poem. I'm a patriot myself, but I define my patriotism with elements of reason and pacifism. as the saying goes, your mileage may vary. Everyone will define it their own way, I suppose.
Dude - July 18, 2008, 8:45 pm
Don't forget reductio ad absurdum. Just because some patriots are fascists doesn't mean they all are. Remember that there are worse things than death.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:54 pm
--ch high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:53 pm
Excellent poster. As Wilfred Owen put it, "If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, My friend, you would not tell with su


HEY THERE GOOD LOOKING - Did you have anything planned for tonight ?




BIRTH CONTROL -


TAGS: population overload too many kids
Rating: 4.95/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:06 pm
Thanks Marlygirl. Glad to see that some of my older posters are being seen. And for the others..... well, separation worked for me.
rerun - April 13, 2011, 6:22 pm

rather sad isn't it?
Airman - April 13, 2011, 5:48 pm
our wives must have the same ob
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:19 pm

we use abstinance at my house.
marlygirl - April 13, 2011, 4:13 pm
5L, too cool
5150monkeylove - January 24, 2011, 10:15 pm
reminds me of south park... 5 pool urinations


BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet




I GET HIGH - with a little help from my friends


TAGS: do you need anybody
Rating: 4.79/5

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pzykosiz - July 26, 2010, 8:01 pm
very nice. 5L


STOP POKING ME -


TAGS: pregnant women like sweet and salty things anyways
Rating: 3.92/5

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GreyScorpion - March 11, 2010, 1:27 pm
GD it Face!! BLLow Job is spelled with 2 L's. and I'll give you 3 more than that for the funny.


HOW MANY -


TAGS: pzy kanye west lightbulb ass
Rating: 4.79/5

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mariand - November 10, 2011, 7:20 am
LOL... yeah


HONK - Beats the hell out of pong any day




EPIPHANY -


TAGS: wtf hangover cookie monster epiphany
Rating: 3/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - May 8, 2011, 9:41 pm
when?
pzykosiz - May 8, 2011, 9:02 pm
been done dude


the refugee trigger -


TAGS: typo germany refugees cologne
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2016, 3:56 am
Well spotted!!
mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 9:40 pm
Adding this to f/upped signs collection!!!!! 5L! Thanks for sharing it. Hadn't seen this 1!


CHICKEN HAWK - Looks like Foghorn Leghorn couldn't keep you safe from the Colonol.




FOOLISHNESS -


TAGS: aprchallenge foolishness takes many forms
Rating: 4.5/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 8:06 am
nice!!


BROKENHEART -




MOBILE EXAMINATOR -




GOOMBA PIGEONS -


TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
Topical and timeless. Love it.


HABITUATION -


TAGS: loneliness company miss
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 8:34 pm
Awesome.
mariand - July 18, 2011, 4:44 pm
I like it...
gas - July 12, 2011, 5:39 pm
thanks!
spacedog - July 12, 2011, 5:36 pm
Beautiful! 5L


FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 4/5

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...


OH DEAR GOD - A Weakling Is In Our Midst


TAGS: kanye west weakling dollar tot
Rating: 3.43/5

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Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:56 am
an upside of living in a third world country is that it's pretty easy to cut yourself off from mainstream media.
CANADA - February 4, 2011, 12:16 am
perfectly done
Claire - February 3, 2011, 9:48 pm
I never thought I would say this, but I'm proud of you for NOT knowing.
Hawamleh - February 3, 2011, 6:41 pm
excuse my ignorance.
justsheeri - February 3, 2011, 12:58 pm
Do you really not know that the celeb in this photo is Diddy - NOT Kanye West? You may want to change your tag. The picture IS hilarious though!
Hawamleh - June 27, 2010, 9:35 am
I mean look at his reaction thats just priceless..
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:19 pm
rolling chuckle on this 1


BELIEVING -


TAGS: false hope doesn t solve anything
Rating: 4.65/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2012, 10:57 am
Excellent poster Caveman. 5L
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 7:55 pm
It’s so nice to see a consecutive string of really good posters, this being one of ‘em.
Sho - July 29, 2012, 12:09 pm
That's a 5
mariand - July 29, 2012, 11:52 am
amsome...it makes me think about the reverse


COMPANY - You Can Never Be Truly Alone... For Solitude Always Keeps You Company




STAUFFENBERG - Because resistance is never futile!


TAGS: nazi germany stauffenberg
Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 11:34 pm
Skeeter11766 - check your PMs
Skeeter11766 - January 6, 2010, 11:21 pm
You've obviously never encountered a member of The Collective.
Mongo - November 9, 2009, 1:12 pm
It sure was for him
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 6:04 pm
Yes. If it weren't for movies I would have never had an appreciation for the everyday struggle of the Ewok.
ddh - April 26, 2009, 4:45 pm
You allways need films to see who is a hero?


BATTLE MECHS -




MAGNETO -


TAGS: anyone can be a hero
Rating: 2.62/5

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Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 10:16 am

paint does that for some frickin reason. graphically very solid potential. nice attempt. try putting a spin on the caption or title to get a real reaction.
pzykosiz - September 18, 2010, 5:59 am
qoutes too hard to read, try a lighter colour
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 3:24 am
I approved it, and I agree....... next time, get the pic and use motifake's CREATE to do it right.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 3:21 am
meh, imo this poster looks like crap visually. Good quote and all but the fuzzy pixelation around the pic and verbiage makes me not like it to much.


ASK HER OUT -




FRENCHIES & GERMANS - Just Because They're Nextdoor Neighbors Doesn't Mean They Like Eachother.


TAGS: france frenchies germany germans
Rating: 2.84/5

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Gryphus - February 12, 2009, 12:52 pm
Bullsh*t since 1956.


INSECURITY -


TAGS: feel good inc flying saucers area51 shrek donkey mother inlaws anything that occupy space and has mass fart what me worry
Rating: 4.24/5

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rnbw00 - September 19, 2011, 1:22 pm
Yeh, but which one is still alive, and looks great?


VEGETARIANS -


TAGS: 2nd try take it anyway you want
Rating: 4.16/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 5:04 am
Yup I love vegetarians, BUT I couldn’t eat a whole one.
corbett06 - July 17, 2010, 9:43 pm
id like to take some of that lettuce they got covering their crotch and put it on a burger and eat it in front of them...what do you think they would do?
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 7:47 am
BBQ
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
I have some seasoning that would spice that white meat right up sick? 5 hot petas fo you


GOD DAMMIT JOE -


TAGS: match lighter torch anything but not the button jb
Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 3:42 pm
The word of the day is "Fire!"...Dammit Joe ya did it again!


BIOLOGY FINAL -




THE USUAL SUSPECTS - THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE -


TAGS: it s all culos anyhow
Rating: 4.18/5

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shmoe13 - January 1, 2011, 7:36 pm
holy ass cracks thats a sexy pic
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2010, 7:24 am
Agreed. a much larger bed.
phydeaux - August 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
Why choose? Is your bed too small for all?


SECRETS - Everyone has some skeletons in their closet but it's up to you on whether or not you choose to share them


TAGS: skeletons how many doyou have
Rating: 3.25/5

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shmoe13 - March 10, 2011, 10:45 pm
true
Cloudchaser - March 9, 2011, 9:03 am
Unless of course you run for public office then your opponent or your opponent's supporters will find them and drag them out in the open whether you like it or not


UH-OH! -


TAGS: epiphany doomed death serial killer
Rating: 4.81/5

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5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:33 am
maybe she was "hiring" that barbarian to take care of the dirty work. easier to get away with it when you weren't there
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:30 am
Bring it. I've been shot before.. And arrow is fine. You gonna finish me off with a tomahawk?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:29 am
Not even an arrow?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:28 am
She's the goods here... there's no chance of a bullet heading my way.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:25 am
Still not as powerful as the firearms I posted.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 12:57 am
Careful Ag, she posted pictures of her learning to shoot a bow... unmatchable to the weapon that shot it, and silent
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:54 am
Atta girl... just be confused. Adorable.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 12:47 am
Ag- what?
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 12:46 am
hey guys!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:45 am
Awwwwww.... you're gracious even in rejection.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 12:43 am
I would've like to see that. Haha this poster is good though.
5150monkeylove - November 27, 2010, 10:19 pm
I had planned to use this pic as a Claire roast for over a month. I just couldn't find the right words for it
5150monkeylove - November 23, 2010, 8:09 pm
Yep, she has tolerated me for almost 2 years and we are engaged. She was the motivation behind me getting back into Animal Control. @Culos, no worries, I got a pm about that naru/rose thing. Freak/s, you won't see that from us. She hardly logs in.
culos - November 23, 2010, 10:14 am
Just jerking, ignore previous comment...
rerun - November 23, 2010, 9:59 am

Your comments lead me to believe that you are a legit two person couple.
5150monkeylove - November 23, 2010, 9:55 am
I wasnt around for that thing. so I am not sure, but we actually get along.
culos - November 23, 2010, 4:23 am
Not another Narurosebrittarded situation I trust?
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:29 pm
she may be back... who knows?
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:28 pm
sorry, I told her to make me a damn sammich
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:16 pm
and that one's crap too, but the third!! ah ha!! the third... is crap too, but the 4TH!! the 4th is damn near,... crap, but the 5th, the 5th, is where we get our true motivation..or is that the quart?, maybe the pint, I forget.
autumnspirit - November 22, 2010, 11:11 pm
All true. If say "It's crap", he works harder and comes up with a genius poster.
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:09 pm
made ALL the difference...5L
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:09 pm
usually I just get the nod, but for some reason she really dived in to help
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:07 pm
she helped me change the title from EPIPHANY (said it was overused) and to Ecology professor from botany tutor. and changed field lab to study
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:05 pm
;)
autumnspirit - November 22, 2010, 11:05 pm
Ty Grey! Finally someone sees my work!
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:04 pm
Ouch.
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:03 pm
oh, and Autumn, nice poster
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:03 pm
forum tab, log off far left
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:02 pm
obviously she has dyslexia... why else would she be with me? okey? wtf?
autumnspirit - November 22, 2010, 11:00 pm
Hi Grey *smooch*! I didn't know I was logged on. okey just read your comment to me. How do I log off?
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 10:56 pm
oh, and she logged on to read this, you so SaWweeet....Hi Autumn
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 10:29 pm
This one was a collaborative effort between Autumn and I. It would have been crap if it wasn't for her telling how she really felt. A big thank you to my better half.
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:18 am

nice, dark and nice


Free -




CHARLES DARWIN -


TAGS: ditto transforms into anything theone
Rating: 4.57/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 6:02 pm
Very nice, and ... 'What Rick Said'
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:32 pm
Ditto...


MOTIFAKE REGULARS -


TAGS: if i forgot anybody sorry or suck it up depending on who you are
Rating: 4.48/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:44 am
Glad I actually caught you here. Take it easy.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
LMAO! Good timing! It'll all spiral now.... keep an eye on the news!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
I've got Guinness, Cuban seafood on my breath, the scent of Tropical body spray in the air, Dean Martin playing on the computer, and moooo online.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:41 am
sorry dude but I gotta crash (dinner at the mother in law's tomorrow, I need to rest up for that) I'll be back tonight.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
HA! On any other day...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
You're such a girl.......But i like you anyways (no homo)(no matter how many times you ask)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:36 am
Albeit, if any noobs had brain-one in that soft encasing, they'd be submitting like crazy before I hit that level where I become intolerant.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:34 am
And this is hardly drunk by either of our standards. I spent time with my not-girlfriend, and with my 1L girl... I'm just trying to be a man again.... now that they're not around.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:32 am
That's the.... ummmmm.... Jamesons drinker calling the Guinness drinker black.... er, drunk?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:30 am
I'm not so much "rattled" as I am "Beguiled".....AGGY IS DRUNK AGAIN!!!!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:28 am
Not that it's more than disturbing to me that I can rattle the almighty mooooo. One hell of a questionable feat.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:27 am
All that's missing, my friend, is the look on my face when I say stuff like this. I sell it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:25 am
You're a strange little WOP.....do you know that?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:24 am
Look... some people like sheep, some like peanutbutter, some like TTH's bare ass, while others just like a good penetration shot. Why try to cater to each individual? Just send the whole collection out, and see who orders the wallet-size copies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:20 am
I'll give you that. but did he have to send us all those pics?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:16 am
Come on already... when a goat just outright says that they like peanutbutter... what's a TTH to do?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:15 am
Meh....are we working on this one now? do you really think Trash deserves it.....after what he did to those goats and all?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:13 am
Like I was under any impression that I had a chance to claw my way back into the good graces that I never had in the first place?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:11 am
Fucker....you know Mrs mooooo is off limits. She's gonna hate you more when she reads that....and you're already in her bad books.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:08 am
If she isn't unpacked yet, can you tell her to check for my bottle opener?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:07 am
Except the liver....yeah, same condition.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:05 am
So, she found you right where she left you... and in the same condition.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:03 am
Good, Good...the Mrs got home tonight...she's in good spirits (I'm in the usual spirits)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:00 am
How's the evening going, my friend?
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:40 pm

sent that vietnamese chick you know.
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm
Ok......... who lives closest to Vegas.... I'm in need of more Guinness, and I'm already 10 in. Someone? A quick run?
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 9:39 am
WTF?!? What did you set on fire? :S
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:53 pm
crap! I just sent something on fire, that's gonna be hard to hide....
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
The general public... It's a common ailment.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
who you askin?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
ANYWAY, not to be a conversation stopper... How's the syphilis?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:46 pm
PMs, grey.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:44 pm
you needed to get here earlier, we needed a female point of perspective
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:37 pm
I didn't do shit. :P
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:32 pm
don't even think about it Chickster...I see you
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:30 pm
we all have our cross to bear...I'm looking for that pic now!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:28 pm
God of Retards...LOL!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:16 pm
...you are a GOD!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
cubby, you're an internet icon. countless tributes are made, n))bs try to copy your style, your posters are linked to 1000's of web pages. yep you're wife was right...
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
So true Cubby. But, sometimes a vacation from the norm does one's creative side good
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:13 pm
I'm going to have to get a new avatar, Cubby's booty dance is too much
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:12 pm
Do you realize counting NaughtyFake, I've made 5732 posters? I am a retard! If I didn't take that 5 month break last year, it would be a lot more
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:10 pm
They sell them at the tourist stores
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:09 pm
a snow globe...cubby, do they have those in Hawaii?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:08 pm
my wife gets her daily excercise by rolling her eyes at me....and she eats like a Tour De France biker
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:06 pm
@Cubby...LMFAO
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:04 pm
The wife thinks I'm a retard...really.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
(Back in 20 minutes)
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
And considerably better than an STD
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
@GS..."I can't believe how much money I saved you here..." Yea, I already got that call last night.
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:02 pm
A T-Shirt is better than a Snow globe or Key Chain from the airport gift shop
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
I never thought of that Cubby...Next time there will be no leftover stakes, I promise!
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Agreed, Cubby... my ex gf and the one before her rolled their eyes at me when I talked about it. The cuban girl hops on the site from time to time, but she still thinks that my posters suck. I think it's personal.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Bone, you know she'll be more than glad to see you, after she shows you what she "picked up" while she was there. maybe you'll get a t-shirt! "I was at Dick's on the Wharf"
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
Shake that ass, Cubby! LOL!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
This is why a lot of Regs were only MotiFaking at work....jeez
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
Well the Rent-A-Nurse that watched over me every night to make sure I didn't have another heart attack only at salads.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
I have my work cut out for me too. Johnnie Walker is sending me Thank you cards for keeping their Inventory flowing the last month
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:54 pm
Leftover steaks? How is this possible?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Hell, I'd put more money in her checking account if she'd stay longer...I still have a few stakes left, and that keg of Heineken ain't going finish itself.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
LOL @ cubby!! yes we do, and they all have one constant
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
Each and every one of us has a tragic tale
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
them chippendale shows ain't cheap
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
I hear ya GS. Mine robbed my cash kitty...said it was for tips.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:48 pm
I mean, I can't argue with the existence of such a group.... they do have it rough.
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
Aggy...didn't know that. I think you may be on to something there.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
mrs Bone left with suitcases? mine left with a credit card, and a smile
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:46 pm
mmmm, 1984? Big Momma is watching us?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:45 pm
How many women you know go to Chicago with two suitcases and only one is packed?
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:44 pm
Mrs moooo is out of town, too.... I'm tellin' ya... something's up!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
yeeeah aggy, never thought about that....Cahooots I tell you!! they're in Cahooots!
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
Trust me...it wasn't a shopaholics convention
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
As far as the grease fire goes...I'd just tell her that her sister came over and cooked one night. It kinda runs in the family.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
All of these girls out of town at the same time? I'm starting to wonder if there's a "my man is a motifaker" support convention somewhere that we're not aware of.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:40 pm
point of advice, Yankee candles do NOT mask the smell of cigars, and grease fires
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Mrs.Bone will be back from Chicago in about two hours...so I took the day off to clean. But she'll know half the city was over here while she was gone no matter how much I cleaned.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Nothing like a woman's presence... can't argue there. Nor can I argue Bone's bacon point.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
must be, her back bacon got me achin'
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
That's the bacon that you smell
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:34 pm
me either, she's trying to feed me to keep me around, I'm trying to get to the dirt as fast as I can! I do miss her though, she smells purdy
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
I fail to see any fault in your recipe.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
when I cook, meat, with meat, and a side of meat wrapped in bacon, and some potatoes, and a scotch. when she cooks, there's noodles, and some kind of vegtable. my arteries are screamin' for her to come home
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
LMAO!!! Well... like you said, at least there's now a light.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:27 pm
that's what I've been missin' that blowin bubbles thing, and not having to eat my own cooking
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:26 pm
My cuban is back in town... so, there goes my sleeping in on the weekends. It sounds like more of a complaint than it actually is.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:24 pm
Well, I'm sure you've made all you can from the alone time, and are essentially dying to get that control(er) back into your bubble.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
i'm livin La Vida Loca this week. there is light at the end of the tunnel 6 week tunnel. sunday, the return of she who tells me when I'm the boss
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:15 pm
How's it going this evening, Grey?
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:16 pm
Anyone left out should read the tags. They know which comment is directed at whom.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 11:26 am
Love it! It's impossible to get EVERYONE on one poster. I do appreciate the nod, and anyone left off should understand. If not they can make their own damn tribute poster...+5
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:31 am
poor TTH. I know how you feel. Remember the Wolf Shirt poster? You just can't get everybody on, especially if you do it spur of the moment.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:54 am
Ugly?....sure.....But that cabin gives great head. Much like Aggy's sister.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:51 am
I've heard aboot your 'milkshakes' Mooooooooooooooooo. Cabin fever rears it's ugly head.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:18 am
Mine was a mint chocolate chip milkshake. It was goooood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:17 am
You weren't forgotten IceMan......you were ignored..........And then you were ridiculed......Then we had milkshakes....and all was good.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
LMFAO! TTH missed a few... it's killing him!
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
Never mind me. I'm used to it.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 1:10 am
great poster TTH, thanks for the mention
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:44 pm
Are you gonna cry?...If you do, save the tears....i hear Virgin tears are like the fountain of youth.
CpnKangaroo - April 19, 2010, 11:41 pm
hmmmmm


THE LEGEND -




TEUTOPHOBIA -


TAGS: challenge teutophobia germany fear
Rating: 4.36/5

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Derek - June 27, 2010, 7:39 pm
We never move on from anything that has a fun side


DO IT RIGHT - As long as you do something right No one will notice that you did anything at all


TAGS: you won t do anything right
Rating: 4.29/5

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mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:28 pm
right!!!!!


EPIPHANY - When you realise that thing you are doing is never going to make people take you seriously.




TRUST -




WWII -


TAGS: not true germany challenge
Rating: 3.46/5

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GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:19 pm
This is the first poster I've ever felt embareassed for laughing at.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 1:27 pm
You're right...You could have.........XD.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 12:32 pm
I could have done this better.


BRITAIN VS. GERMANY - I got 20 on the German!


TAGS: ww2 wwii britain germany knife
Rating: 2.17/5

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chase3597 - June 17, 2011, 9:47 pm
i read the reasons why i got banned and i have to say *** to *** **** and i;d hate to get banned just for that
rerun - June 16, 2011, 5:11 pm

welcome back, hope things run more smoothly for you here.
chase3597 - June 16, 2011, 3:18 pm
Wow everybody way to over react oh and by the way I'm back!
house - June 16, 2011, 1:55 am
Whoa man !!!! What an awesome comment thread, this is the best / worst thing i've seen on this site in my short time on here. Hey Forseti - are you really a lawyer ??
classicalkittey69 - June 16, 2011, 1:36 am
tell that to rerun
classicalkittey69 - June 16, 2011, 1:34 am
you banned chase for making a mistake how are you a moderator??? seriously!!!
classicalkittey69 - June 16, 2011, 1:31 am
Who got you involved in this? A.K.A (who did you blow to be a moderator) because i wanna be one!!!
Greeny - May 8, 2011, 11:06 pm
I thought the plug got pulled on this...
chase3597 - May 8, 2011, 10:08 pm
these moderators have too much power
tellitlikeitis - May 7, 2011, 8:53 pm
Boys will be boys, but they won't be men. Job well done to the men who shut this down.
motinet - May 7, 2011, 10:19 am

Already done. It is now illegal for him to access this server. I will report to the authorities and contact his ISP to have his account shutdown for hacking if he continues.
rerun - May 7, 2011, 10:17 am

I am thinking of starting a 800#, telling people my predictions for their future. My first reading is today, here & now......I see a subnet IP ban being implemented
motinet - May 7, 2011, 10:11 am

LOL - dont mess with an admin kid.
scramjetify - May 7, 2011, 8:36 am
(User has been banned and is not allowed to access this server. Doing so is a federal offense and will be reported to the FBI and his ISP)
motinet - May 7, 2011, 8:11 am

Only an idiot tells the SITE OWNER to shut up. BANNED.
Steerage - May 7, 2011, 8:05 am
(User has been banned and is not allowed to access this server. Doing so is a federal offense and will be reported to the FBI and his ISP)
Steerage - May 7, 2011, 7:59 am
(User has been banned and is not allowed to access this server. Doing so is a federal offense and will be reported to the FBI and his ISP)
motinet - May 7, 2011, 7:58 am

Disagreeing is fine, but he was the FIRST person to start name calling, thus starting everything.
Steerage - May 7, 2011, 7:54 am
(User has been banned and is not allowed to access this server. Doing so is a federal offense and will be reported to the FBI and his ISP)
registerinseseconds - May 7, 2011, 1:51 am
agreed
registerinseseconds - May 7, 2011, 1:51 am
that's not what a hatter does at all he fits and makes the hat then sells you the hat
registerinseseconds - May 7, 2011, 1:46 am
he only showed to forseti that active military personnel enjoyed a pic about the brutality of war as most soldiers probably do (at least the ones Ive met anyway)
registerinseseconds - May 7, 2011, 1:43 am
how did he start this other people started posting comments about what they thought and he did the same why does he have to be punished for being the odd one out?
registerinseseconds - May 7, 2011, 1:41 am
how is he not letting others express their opinions? he only stated his and didn't say anything about others opinions.
pzykosiz - May 2, 2011, 10:17 pm
looks like the banhammer's got a bit of a workout lately
rerun - May 2, 2011, 6:27 pm

fo you h8ers....you don't need the "t" after the 8, looks more like hatter. and I would assume you don't mean to buy me a hat.
forseti - May 2, 2011, 4:28 am
You appeal to the freedom of speech but don't let others have their own opinions. Pretty dumb for a 17 year old IMO. Hey, just my freedom of speech... And all of my arguments are valid, I'm a lawyer.
WTFO - May 2, 2011, 1:49 am
Oops, typo: supposed to be "irrational" vs "rational". It's getting late, sorry.
WTFO - May 2, 2011, 1:48 am
One final point on this thread is that the US provides freedom of speech. That doesn't apply in privately owned websites. The owner gets to set the rules. I tried that case on politics and it didn't work out so good. Lesson learned for me. I play nice now
WTFO - May 2, 2011, 1:46 am
So, I'm just trying to sound out the clever user names here. If I sound it out, I get "Rerun Height-ter". Okay, that makes sense, but the other one is "I height t rerun". That one's confusing. Oh well, anger is rational (or good at grammar apparently).
hjbookman - May 2, 2011, 12:34 am
Wow forseti....your mom is calling. Time for your Mac and Cheese and a nap. It's a fuckin' joke....grow up.
Ih8trerun - May 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
YOUR ARUGMENT IS INVALID
Ih8trerun - May 1, 2011, 10:22 pm
First off he's right freedom of speech your abuseing you power and also I'm mexican and I find this funny put your power to use and ban people over real stuff and it shows how low you are if you ban me
RerunH8ter - May 1, 2011, 9:43 pm
And irdc if your a moderator. Go and stop people from posting pornography other than stalking this! Seriously. Be useful!
RerunH8ter - May 1, 2011, 9:35 pm
Rerun! Shut up! It's freedom of speech! First amendment! We have the freedom of speech! Chase did nothing wrong. It's actually pretty funny, the picture is. So stop complaining
rerun - May 1, 2011, 8:53 pm

actually, you did indeed start this crap. Cease & desist any/all comments on this poster and any negativity on any others. End of conversation.
chase3597 - May 1, 2011, 8:36 pm
i didnt start this crap i dont know why people have to make a big deal over a picture just because its in favor of "the bad guy"
Greeny - May 1, 2011, 7:49 pm
See the votes? It's worth dropping the whole thing
chase3597 - May 1, 2011, 7:43 pm
you just made yourself get involved
rerun - May 1, 2011, 6:27 pm

Please don't make me get involved in this.
chase3597 - May 1, 2011, 6:02 pm
and i take offense to the discrimination of Germans
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 9:21 am
Hey...I take offense at being called stupid!
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 11:28 pm
you know what i mean you stupid perv
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 11:26 pm
it says britain vs. germany i got 20 on the german
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 11:25 pm
crap wrong person ignore that!!! plus what are you talking about?
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 11:24 pm
you know what i mean you stupid perv
rerun - April 28, 2011, 9:00 pm

You have mentioned that twice now. Maybe if you make posters that reach a broader audience the people here will care, as it stands now you are outnumbered 14765 members to your 4 friends. My money is on Motifake members. Forseti, you only missed by 1 year
pzykosiz - April 28, 2011, 8:52 pm
where is that shown in the pic or the caption. it's just two guys fighting
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:43 pm
You take bets on "dudes going at it" that's kinda creepy.
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 4:27 pm
as am i and no im not 14[+/-2]) im 17 and ive shown this to about four people actively serving and they thought it was hilarious
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 4:25 pm
its not a bet on the war its a bet on the two dudes goin at it
forseti - April 28, 2011, 1:59 pm
and btw: I'm German ;)
forseti - April 28, 2011, 1:59 pm
Perhaps I would get your kind of humor if I'd know you. Now this is just a picture of two men fighting because of stupid ideology and one of them quite likely won't survive. If you laugh about that, you probably never served (and you're 14 [+/-2]).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 9:51 am
I'll take that bet, hmmmmmm wars over, you owe me $20
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 7:58 am
I thought it was funny and so do my buddies and thats all i care about
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 7:57 am
I thought it was funny and so do my buddies and thats all i care about
forseti - April 28, 2011, 4:15 am
not funny, not even demotivational...


ODE TO SPIN CYCLES -


TAGS: anybody got a quarter
Rating: 4.94/5

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agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:24 pm
(I've heard)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:24 pm
Yep... just three quarters and a pair of old work boots.
Pachmoedius - November 8, 2010, 7:50 pm
Very well done. 5L. Who's the model?
Faceplant31 - November 8, 2010, 6:51 pm
Like you don't know, amazing BoneCD. 5L


EPIPHANY -


TAGS: kfc finger licking good epiphany
Rating: 4.71/5

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LongXitian - July 6, 2011, 4:16 am
epifanny
5150monkeylove - February 9, 2011, 3:03 am
You still have not made a poster yet, therefore you are invalid.
Feralpumpkin - February 9, 2011, 2:54 am
OOOH! wicked internet burn. Your life must have reached it's apex. Grats!
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:35 am
well, I guess since you showed us how clever you are, and ruined the big secret, you may now try and make a poster.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 5:56 am
This tastes like fish...


THE SEVENTH SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE - Kanye West Dates Kim Kardashian And Any Hope For The Redemption Of Humanity Implodes




FATT MATT - I got you a bucket of KFC for your B-Day. I've insured your life for 10 Million. Regular or extra crispy?


TAGS: happy birthday myocardial infarction anyone
Rating: 3.64/5

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SteveOh - March 6, 2011, 8:38 am
thats a lot of bacon
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 5:06 pm
Ah 30, to be young and free again....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 5:03 pm
Did you have a good b-day?....next year is the big 30 eh? On my 30th we had a poker game, there were 20 people in my 1 bedroom apt....I don't remember any of it.
Fatt Matt - April 12, 2010, 4:58 pm
Extra crispy. Did you pick up any deep fried Twinkies with that?? And I also require a bucket of lard to dip the KFC in. thx +5 :)
General1710 - April 11, 2010, 4:50 pm
Dear kird is that his right nut?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:59 am
My God! He's proportioned like a turkey!


KANYE WEST IS - when you just need to know




FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: life time woman man joke cheat play any way proverb threesome b w pic
Rating: 3/5

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Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:57 am
So damn real!


WHEN HARRY MET SALLY -




THE 3RD WHEEL -


TAGS: 3rd wheel sweat pants arent cool anymore ivan sheesh
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:56 pm
Great one!
Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:03 pm
LOL...Dem jeans make a difference! 5 sweaty lions


WINNING - If somebody spits on your back, ignore it. It only means that you're ahead. -Confucian


TAGS: confucian wise many meanings confucian
Rating: 4.21/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 12:41 pm
This is an awesome confucius saying. 5 wise lions.
the1stCOMMI3 - April 7, 2011, 11:00 am
Confucian, Confucious, you know who i'm talking about
Derek - April 6, 2011, 7:15 pm
Confucian != Confucius? Confusing.


FOOTPRINTS -


TAGS: who names an owl heyzooz anyway
Rating: 3.77/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:15 pm
I didn't know he was white!
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL! 5Ls, Bravo Haar.
erock - February 9, 2010, 4:20 pm
awesome!
CANADA - February 9, 2010, 4:18 pm
I dont get it
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 10:23 am
I know! Why is it doing so poorly?!? C'mon, people... This is a 5 for sure.
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 10:21 am
I'd give this 20L if I could.


PRECAUTIONS -


TAGS: unwanted pregany being responsible
Rating: 3.77/5

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rerun - June 29, 2011, 6:44 am

it only works once
CarpeConquietus - June 29, 2011, 12:24 am
Hmnmm "Hey Honey...I think i fould a new birth control...Yeah, they say it's 100% effective"


EPHIPHANY - Waking up and realizing your boyfriend isn't as mature as you thought!


TAGS: eyebrow boyfriend prank epiphany
Rating: 3.63/5

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robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:06 am
hey, you got it right in the tag!


BRITTANY MURPHY - She Missed Michael Jackson


TAGS: brittany murphy
Rating: 3.09/5

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Derek - December 21, 2009, 2:34 pm
Acted like him, or because she has gone to join him?


THE ANY KEY - After two years of searching, i finally found it :D


TAGS: any key failure fail windows
Rating: 2.38/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 2:38 am
LOL!! at the comments.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 2:01 pm
WOW..................... it took you 2 times to say that?
Wow................ - March 9, 2009, 7:00 pm
took you two years to find that?
Wow................................................................................... - March 9, 2009, 6:59 pm
took you two years to find that?


RULES OF CHINESE OLYMPICS - 1. Media control first 2. Deal with problem later


TAGS: olympic weightlifting weight lifting janos baranyai
Rating: 1.57/5

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NSFW - April 23, 2009, 8:50 am
wait... was this the sack race or something??
The Mighty Fong - August 24, 2008, 9:11 am
Steroids? I see no steroids! ... pay no attention to the man behind the curtain


ONCE UPON A TIME -




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